Thursday, February 14, 2008

Applications are desperately invited for the position of Valentine for a global netizen

Applications are invited for the following post. The package and incentives are mentioned below.

Designation: Junior Girl friend (Trainee)

Experience: (Fresher with excellent credentials will be considered)

Age: 18-24 (if the individual is too good looking but not in the age group can also apply, special consideration will undertaken for them)

Height, weight, complexions no bar, but is subjective.

Perks and incentives:

Total gross (Monthly):

  • 2 gifts worth not exceeding Rs. 1000/-(no precious metals, stones)
  • Bike rides each duration 1 hour trips to National Highways
  • 5 Trips to Ayappa Mandir / Isckon Temple
  • Sweet Lassi / Grape Juice at a regular gap of 3 days
  • Daily Provision of Samosa/Bread Pakoda/Bhel not exceeding Rs. 15 /-
  • 2 movies (Telegu movies only) per month (on weekends)
  • Visits to Shopping Malls and CafĂ© Coffee Day every Weekend (On your own expenses)
  • A Pair of Jeans or T-shirts according to demand will be gifted, subject to finance availability and to the size available with the shopkeeper.

Net Deductions (Monthly):

  • Affair Fund and un-professional taxes will be informed on joining
  • The probation period is 6 months, after which confirmation (with Promotion to fulltime Girlfriend)

Please Note:

  1. Only females.
  2. Girls who left in the last 2 months need not apply.
  3. Ex-girlfriends will be eligible only if they agree to the above mentioned conditions.
  4. For girls who are not eligible, can take advantage of the referral. Program by referring their friend, colleagues etc.
  5. Candle light or Tube light dinner will be given on every referral, even if candidate is not selected.
  6. Search............. it never ends!!
  7. Interested candidates can send their resume mentioning "Name/fresher-exp/age" in the subject. Photo must be in attachment…

Happy Valentine's Day!